Mayweather-Mosley fight nickname: Winner is second to one!

Creative minds are at work trying to come up with an exciting and also credible nickname for the Floyd Mayweather Jr.-Sugar Shane Mosley fight.

Like a former Boy Scout, which I was at the Quadruple Eagle level (Scout's honor), I decided to try to be helpful to the Golden Boy promotional team on the May 1 bout even though I already gave them a nickname which it looks as tough former UBS banker Richie Rich Schaefer is not keeping secret by any means.

The All American Fight with all the red, white and blue trimmings. I knew RR, a former star yodeler back in his high school days in the Swiss Alps, would find that one appealing.

One of my Los Angeles based hearing aides whispers that BALCO Bum Victor Conte might be the celebrity guest referee and all I can say is, hide those needles, friends.

You remember the BALCO Lab where Mosley thought they made the hot dogs served at San Francico Giants home games. Hey, want some extra EPO on that dog, buddy?

Here's some other possible nicknames:
1. BUT MOSLEY'S NOT AGE 40 YET, HE'S ALMOST 39 AND FEELING FINE.
2. THE 14 DAY BLOOD TEST WAS MEANINGLESS BECAUSE FLOYD WANTED NO PARTS OF PACQUIAO, ANYWAY, SO NOW HE'LL TAKE ON SOMEONE SEVEN YEARS OLDER THAN HE IS.
3 MOSLEY-MAYWEATHER: THE WINNER IS SECOND TO ONE.
4. MOSLEY IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN MARQUEZ, DON'T YOU THINK?
5. IF ROGER GOES TO JAIL, DON'T COUNT ON SHANE TO GO HIS BAIL.
6. SHANE AND FLOYD, OUR COMBINED AGE IS AN AMAZING SEVENTY YEARS YOUNG!
7. THE WINNER IS NOT THE MAIN MAN BUT HE'S THE OTHER MAN, RIGHT MAN-NY?
8. PACLANDERS STAY AWAY, WE DON'T NEED OR WANT YOUR MONEY, YOU HATERS
9. LOSER OF THIS FIGHT JOINS WWE PERMANENTLY
10. CONSOLATION PRIZE, WINNER HERE IS PACMAN RUNNERUP, MISS CONGENIALITY
11. WE COULD FILL UP A FOOTBALL STADIUM BUT WE DON'T WANT TO BOTHER.
12. IF PACQUIAO IS A COWBOY, THEN L'IL FLOYD IS ASTRONAUT
13. BONUS ROUND: FREE JELLO SHOTS OF XYLOCAINE, WE'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO ALL TICKET BUYERS
14. EXTRA BONUS ROUND: WE CHECKED WITH OBAMA, THIS BOUT IS NOT A BOLSHIVEK PLOT!


Source: examiner.com